First off, this is a list. A list of things I AVOID in a guy when looking for one.
I was inspired to make this list thanks to Onision and normally I don't like to tell people much about my life but I felt like...what the hell? Why not? This could be fun! So without further ado here is MY list.
P.S. Expect more lists of 'stuff'. I am very OCD when it comes to making lists about 'stuff'. Yes, please take note of the quotation marks around 'stuff'. They are there to warn you for what you must be prepared to read while on this blog. Okay, moving on:
1. He cannot hate Nickelback. If he does I will castrate him.
2. Me no likey stinky guys. It's just gross. I think everyone would agree on this!
3. He cannot be illiterate. Let me emphasize: if he doesn't like to read, does not understand intellectual jokes, asks me who J.R.R Tolkien is and thinks that a Trojan is a condom brand, then I will be showing him a door and telling him that HIT THE ROAD BUSTER
4. He should never ask me to choose him over my family. I wouldn't just show him the door then I would personally kick him out.
5. He should NEVER, EVER make me leave rowing. Not even if I've broken every bone in my body. And rowing was to blame. Never.
6. He shouldn't be serious all the time. I mean, a little is okay but I don't want to feel like I've hooked up with Edgar Allan Poe!
7. Show-offs are a MAJOR turn off! This includes talking all the time and talking about THEMSELVES! GOD! I don't care if you added a hydraulic engine or whatever to your Porsche! Just start the damn car so we can get to the movies dammit!
8. He cannot be an animal hater. My future is GOING to consist of three cats, two dogs and a cheetah. BE PREPARED......also a wolf and a snake...and a monkey
9. One word. One movie. Monster-in-law *shudder*
10. He cannot be weirded out by my strange habits. I will make a list of that one day but to name a few: I still watch cartoons, I love anime, I don't like chocolate, I like Japanese songs and the list goes on. He needs to accept this. Period.
My last point basically points out that one thing every girl AND guy should avoid when finding a partner is a close-minded person. If they are not open to how different you are then they are not worth your time.
Because nobody is normal. Don't hide it. You probably like eating pickles out of a jar or have a hidden collection of shoelaces somewhere!
Point is, if you cannot be comfortable being yourself around your so-called 'significant other' then maybe it's time to sit back and really think about your relationship.
Doesn't matter how good-looking they are or 'but they listen to me!' or 'they say they love me!' It doesn't make up for the fact that they probably look down on you BECAUSE you are so different.
So my advice to you is drop that SOB or skank like a hot potato and strut out onto your street singing 'It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new LIFEEE!' )I don't know the name of this song but I always sang it when I wanted to express my happiness in being free)
Because you aren't different. You're unique. And that's exactly what this world needs.
xXLibra outXx
I was inspired to make this list thanks to Onision and normally I don't like to tell people much about my life but I felt like...what the hell? Why not? This could be fun! So without further ado here is MY list.
P.S. Expect more lists of 'stuff'. I am very OCD when it comes to making lists about 'stuff'. Yes, please take note of the quotation marks around 'stuff'. They are there to warn you for what you must be prepared to read while on this blog. Okay, moving on:
1. He cannot hate Nickelback. If he does I will castrate him.
2. Me no likey stinky guys. It's just gross. I think everyone would agree on this!
3. He cannot be illiterate. Let me emphasize: if he doesn't like to read, does not understand intellectual jokes, asks me who J.R.R Tolkien is and thinks that a Trojan is a condom brand, then I will be showing him a door and telling him that HIT THE ROAD BUSTER
4. He should never ask me to choose him over my family. I wouldn't just show him the door then I would personally kick him out.
5. He should NEVER, EVER make me leave rowing. Not even if I've broken every bone in my body. And rowing was to blame. Never.
6. He shouldn't be serious all the time. I mean, a little is okay but I don't want to feel like I've hooked up with Edgar Allan Poe!
7. Show-offs are a MAJOR turn off! This includes talking all the time and talking about THEMSELVES! GOD! I don't care if you added a hydraulic engine or whatever to your Porsche! Just start the damn car so we can get to the movies dammit!
8. He cannot be an animal hater. My future is GOING to consist of three cats, two dogs and a cheetah. BE PREPARED......also a wolf and a snake...and a monkey
9. One word. One movie. Monster-in-law *shudder*
10. He cannot be weirded out by my strange habits. I will make a list of that one day but to name a few: I still watch cartoons, I love anime, I don't like chocolate, I like Japanese songs and the list goes on. He needs to accept this. Period.
My last point basically points out that one thing every girl AND guy should avoid when finding a partner is a close-minded person. If they are not open to how different you are then they are not worth your time.
Because nobody is normal. Don't hide it. You probably like eating pickles out of a jar or have a hidden collection of shoelaces somewhere!
Point is, if you cannot be comfortable being yourself around your so-called 'significant other' then maybe it's time to sit back and really think about your relationship.
Doesn't matter how good-looking they are or 'but they listen to me!' or 'they say they love me!' It doesn't make up for the fact that they probably look down on you BECAUSE you are so different.
So my advice to you is drop that SOB or skank like a hot potato and strut out onto your street singing 'It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new LIFEEE!' )I don't know the name of this song but I always sang it when I wanted to express my happiness in being free)
Because you aren't different. You're unique. And that's exactly what this world needs.
xXLibra outXx
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