Yes, you heard me.
Kesha, or Ke$ha, or Rose, or Magaret...I don't know, pop stars have weird pseudonyms that don't even make sense. Like Tinie Tempah. And guess what?? HE'S NOT EVEN TINY! You have no idea how disappointed I was! Names are so misleading -.-
So back to Kesha and for those of you who don't know who she is perhaps you're better off. She's just another Lady Gaga clone like SERIOUSLY.
So what classifies thee as a Lady Gaga clone? Let me count the ways (kudos to anyone who recognized this as a Browning poem reference):
1. You have to wear weird make-up
2. You have to wear weirder clothes
3. You sound NOTHING like your songs when you perform at a concert
4. You can't live without Autotune
5. You happen to have a fetish for strange men e.g, hobos, homos, hermaphrodites, you get my drift
6. You sing about things that don't make sense OR about boozing and cruising
And that is why Kesha has been baptized as a Lady Gaga clone. Congrats, Gaga, you are on your way to world domination (and please put some clothes on while you're at it)
Now what was the point of this post? Ah yes, KESHA STOLE MY SONG
How?? I don't know.
Why?? Hello? It's me. Nuff said.
When?? Probably when I wasn't looking. Duh.
My career as a songwriter could have skyrocketed with my song. It's pretty catchy. It's goes something like:
I....ammmmm......amiable......amiable......amiable
I am
I....ammmmmm....amiable...amiable...I'll help you out
Of course, she couldn't use it DIRECTLY. It wouldn't go with her image *snigger* can you imagine her singing this?? She'd be the laughing stock of pop stars!
'Do you listen to Kesha?'
'No! Why would I listen to her?? Her songs are so clean!'
Sad fact of life. But seriously, any of you who like her song 'Cannibal' REMEMBER all credits go to ME. Because it was MY creation to begin with.
Not Kesha.
ME.
I mean, she is NOT songwriter material! What kind of song is 'Tik Tok'?? When did she graduate from school?? Grade 1??
*sigh* I'm all out of rant power. Must replete with peanut butter.....
xXLibra outXx
Kesha, or Ke$ha, or Rose, or Magaret...I don't know, pop stars have weird pseudonyms that don't even make sense. Like Tinie Tempah. And guess what?? HE'S NOT EVEN TINY! You have no idea how disappointed I was! Names are so misleading -.-
So back to Kesha and for those of you who don't know who she is perhaps you're better off. She's just another Lady Gaga clone like SERIOUSLY.
So what classifies thee as a Lady Gaga clone? Let me count the ways (kudos to anyone who recognized this as a Browning poem reference):
1. You have to wear weird make-up
2. You have to wear weirder clothes
3. You sound NOTHING like your songs when you perform at a concert
4. You can't live without Autotune
5. You happen to have a fetish for strange men e.g, hobos, homos, hermaphrodites, you get my drift
6. You sing about things that don't make sense OR about boozing and cruising
And that is why Kesha has been baptized as a Lady Gaga clone. Congrats, Gaga, you are on your way to world domination (and please put some clothes on while you're at it)
Now what was the point of this post? Ah yes, KESHA STOLE MY SONG
How?? I don't know.
Why?? Hello? It's me. Nuff said.
When?? Probably when I wasn't looking. Duh.
My career as a songwriter could have skyrocketed with my song. It's pretty catchy. It's goes something like:
I....ammmmm......amiable......amiable......amiable
I am
I....ammmmmm....amiable...amiable...I'll help you out
Of course, she couldn't use it DIRECTLY. It wouldn't go with her image *snigger* can you imagine her singing this?? She'd be the laughing stock of pop stars!
'Do you listen to Kesha?'
'No! Why would I listen to her?? Her songs are so clean!'
Sad fact of life. But seriously, any of you who like her song 'Cannibal' REMEMBER all credits go to ME. Because it was MY creation to begin with.
Not Kesha.
ME.
I mean, she is NOT songwriter material! What kind of song is 'Tik Tok'?? When did she graduate from school?? Grade 1??
*sigh* I'm all out of rant power. Must replete with peanut butter.....
xXLibra outXx
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