Showing posts with label peanut butter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peanut butter. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

THE PEA IN PEANUT...THE BUTT IN BUTTER...WAIT THAT'S JUST WRONG...

Oh my gosh I just heart this stuff...I sat and pigged out on it today...wonder why they call it peanut butter?
I mean I read the ingredients and there is absolutely NO butter in it! (WHEW)
Maybe there was once upon a time but due to technology (HAIL TECHNOLOGY) butter is no longer required.
Peanut butter is actually considered a healthy snack! (HUZZAH)
So I shall continue to eat it like it is my first love...it isn't. It actually can't be. My first love would kill me if I said it was. Brutally. And mercilessly. So don't tell her.
Also, don't tell her I called her a heartless w(b)itch. I know I didn't HERE. But I thought it. Which is worse. Don't tell her that either.
Ok bye
xXLibra outXx