LEMME BREAK IT DOWN FOR ALL YA FELLAS

What would I do if I were a boy? Sadly, I was born a girl for reasons unbeknownst of me. Probably God's cruel joke that 'HA! I gave you the mind of a boy but the body of a girl! Whatcha gonna do about that?!'
*raise eyebrow* Why God, why? Fun bags aren't going to keep me entertained forever.
*ahem* ANYWAYS. Other than being a sexy dude right out of every girl's dreams...NO I'm not ED-TWAT or freaking JA-COOT from Twilight. Sheesh! Who were you in love with before?? A hobo?? Because they certainly are 'misunderstood' and covered in hair! -__-' Yes, I'm done ranting now. I never seem to able to get to my point without ranting first...
What was I talking about again? Ah yes, what would I do if I were a dude. Well...wait for it...here's a LIST (shocker) of  a couple of things I would do:

1. Dress up like Izaya Orihara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Shizuo Heiwajima, Hichigo Kurosaki, Grimmjow Jaeguerjacques and Ulquiorra Schiffer (meaning their STYLE not actual clothing. Seriously, can you imagine me dressed in clothes like Grimmjow?? Let's just say I'll be attracting A LOT of unnecessary attention. Besides my dyed hair of course. What? You expect me to dress like them and NOT style my hair like theirs?? Oh yeah, I plan to have A LOT of fun as a guy XD)

2. Spike up my hair (WHICH I'm sure every girl has always wanted to do)

3. Ride a motorcycle (Because...well...to feel gangsta yo! XD)

4. Play the guitar (And I do mean an electric one so I can smoke those notes from rock songs and totally blow everyone away with my mad skillz!)

5. Whenever I see an elderly lady, I will ALWAYS comment on how beautiful/lovely/gorgeous she looks today (Hey, I wanna be a gentleman. Is that so wrong?)

6. Excel in every sport I tryout for (Yes, I'm a sports fanatic and I know I can do this as a girl but being a guy, it's going to be more competitive and I LIVE for challenges!)

7. Walk around without a shirt on (No, not to show-off like SOME movie stars, no offense to Ryan Reynolds. He should keep doing that. But there is a certain liberation from doing that and sadly, only guys have that privilege -__-')

8. Date a guy (NOW BEFORE YOU GO ALL WTF ON ME HEAR ME OUT. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being gay but I want to know what it feels like. As in, do people treat you differently, is it better than dating a girl and in general, what's it like to be dating the same sex. Yes, I can probably experience that as a girl too but being gay is COMPLETELY different from being lesbian. I rest my case. Moving on)

9. Be home late without my parents worrying about me (I've seen this happen with my guy friends where they disappear for an entire day and their parents don't worry because he's  BOY. Sigh, it's really gender prejudice but I understand and agree why even though I still think it's unfair. Hence, only way to counter it is to be a boy)

10. Eat TONNES of food without worrying about weight (I've seen guys devour ENTIRE pizzas and leave us girls thinking, 'Where the hell does it all go??' Sigh, to be like that and claim, 'It's for building muscles!' I wouldn't mind working out to bulk up just to get the privilege of eating that much. Really, I call it a blessing!)

And that is my list! Impressive, ne? :3
Now I'm off to watch anime. Toodles! (And this is why I'm not a guy XD)
xXLibra outXx

LET ME EDUCATE YOU

First off, this is a list. A list of things I AVOID in a guy when looking for one.
I was inspired to make this list thanks to Onision and normally I don't like to tell people much about my life but I felt like...what the hell? Why not? This could be fun! So without further ado here is MY list.
P.S. Expect more lists of 'stuff'. I am very OCD when it comes to making lists about 'stuff'. Yes, please take note of the quotation marks around 'stuff'. They are there to warn you for what you must be prepared to read while on this blog. Okay, moving on:

1. He cannot hate Nickelback. If he does I will castrate him.

2. Me no likey stinky guys. It's just gross. I think everyone would agree on this!

3. He cannot be illiterate. Let me emphasize: if he doesn't like to read, does not understand intellectual jokes, asks me who J.R.R Tolkien is and thinks that a Trojan is a condom brand, then I will be showing him a door and telling him that HIT THE ROAD BUSTER

4. He should never ask me to choose him over my family. I wouldn't just show him the door then I would personally kick him out.

5. He should NEVER, EVER make me leave rowing. Not even if I've broken every bone in my body. And rowing was to blame. Never.

6. He shouldn't be serious all the time. I mean, a little is okay but I don't want to feel like I've hooked up with Edgar Allan Poe!

7. Show-offs are a MAJOR turn off! This includes talking all the time and talking about THEMSELVES! GOD! I don't care if you added a hydraulic engine or whatever to your Porsche! Just start the damn car so we can get to the movies dammit!

8. He cannot be an animal hater. My future is GOING to consist of three cats, two dogs and a cheetah. BE PREPARED......also a wolf and a snake...and a monkey

9. One word. One movie. Monster-in-law *shudder*

10. He cannot be weirded out by my strange habits. I will make a list of that one day but to name a few: I still watch cartoons, I love anime, I don't like chocolate, I like Japanese songs and the list goes on. He needs to accept this. Period.

My last point basically points out that one thing every girl AND guy should avoid when finding a partner is a close-minded person. If they are not open to how different you are then they are not worth your time.
Because nobody is normal. Don't hide it. You probably like eating pickles out of a jar or have a hidden collection of shoelaces somewhere!
Point is, if you cannot be comfortable being yourself around your so-called 'significant other' then maybe it's time to sit back and really think about your relationship.
Doesn't matter how good-looking they are or 'but they listen to me!' or 'they say they love me!' It doesn't make up for the fact that they probably look down on you BECAUSE you are so different.
So my advice to you is drop that SOB or skank like a hot potato and strut out onto your street singing 'It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new LIFEEE!' )I don't know the name of this song but I always sang it when I wanted to express my happiness in being free)
Because you aren't different. You're unique. And that's exactly what this world needs.
xXLibra outXx
  

THE PEA IN PEANUT...THE BUTT IN BUTTER...WAIT THAT'S JUST WRONG...

Oh my gosh I just heart this stuff...I sat and pigged out on it today...wonder why they call it peanut butter?
I mean I read the ingredients and there is absolutely NO butter in it! (WHEW)
Maybe there was once upon a time but due to technology (HAIL TECHNOLOGY) butter is no longer required.
Peanut butter is actually considered a healthy snack! (HUZZAH)
So I shall continue to eat it like it is my first love...it isn't. It actually can't be. My first love would kill me if I said it was. Brutally. And mercilessly. So don't tell her.
Also, don't tell her I called her a heartless w(b)itch. I know I didn't HERE. But I thought it. Which is worse. Don't tell her that either.
Ok bye
xXLibra outXx