LEMME BREAK IT DOWN FOR ALL YA FELLAS

What would I do if I were a boy? Sadly, I was born a girl for reasons unbeknownst of me. Probably God's cruel joke that 'HA! I gave you the mind of a boy but the body of a girl! Whatcha gonna do about that?!'
*raise eyebrow* Why God, why? Fun bags aren't going to keep me entertained forever.
*ahem* ANYWAYS. Other than being a sexy dude right out of every girl's dreams...NO I'm not ED-TWAT or freaking JA-COOT from Twilight. Sheesh! Who were you in love with before?? A hobo?? Because they certainly are 'misunderstood' and covered in hair! -__-' Yes, I'm done ranting now. I never seem to able to get to my point without ranting first...
What was I talking about again? Ah yes, what would I do if I were a dude. Well...wait for it...here's a LIST (shocker) of  a couple of things I would do:

1. Dress up like Izaya Orihara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Shizuo Heiwajima, Hichigo Kurosaki, Grimmjow Jaeguerjacques and Ulquiorra Schiffer (meaning their STYLE not actual clothing. Seriously, can you imagine me dressed in clothes like Grimmjow?? Let's just say I'll be attracting A LOT of unnecessary attention. Besides my dyed hair of course. What? You expect me to dress like them and NOT style my hair like theirs?? Oh yeah, I plan to have A LOT of fun as a guy XD)

2. Spike up my hair (WHICH I'm sure every girl has always wanted to do)

3. Ride a motorcycle (Because...well...to feel gangsta yo! XD)

4. Play the guitar (And I do mean an electric one so I can smoke those notes from rock songs and totally blow everyone away with my mad skillz!)

5. Whenever I see an elderly lady, I will ALWAYS comment on how beautiful/lovely/gorgeous she looks today (Hey, I wanna be a gentleman. Is that so wrong?)

6. Excel in every sport I tryout for (Yes, I'm a sports fanatic and I know I can do this as a girl but being a guy, it's going to be more competitive and I LIVE for challenges!)

7. Walk around without a shirt on (No, not to show-off like SOME movie stars, no offense to Ryan Reynolds. He should keep doing that. But there is a certain liberation from doing that and sadly, only guys have that privilege -__-')

8. Date a guy (NOW BEFORE YOU GO ALL WTF ON ME HEAR ME OUT. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being gay but I want to know what it feels like. As in, do people treat you differently, is it better than dating a girl and in general, what's it like to be dating the same sex. Yes, I can probably experience that as a girl too but being gay is COMPLETELY different from being lesbian. I rest my case. Moving on)

9. Be home late without my parents worrying about me (I've seen this happen with my guy friends where they disappear for an entire day and their parents don't worry because he's  BOY. Sigh, it's really gender prejudice but I understand and agree why even though I still think it's unfair. Hence, only way to counter it is to be a boy)

10. Eat TONNES of food without worrying about weight (I've seen guys devour ENTIRE pizzas and leave us girls thinking, 'Where the hell does it all go??' Sigh, to be like that and claim, 'It's for building muscles!' I wouldn't mind working out to bulk up just to get the privilege of eating that much. Really, I call it a blessing!)

And that is my list! Impressive, ne? :3
Now I'm off to watch anime. Toodles! (And this is why I'm not a guy XD)
xXLibra outXx

Top Ten Sexy Chicks from Cartoons

Yes, this needs to be done. And yes, I will be one of the first to do it. This is my own list so really, nobody should be all, 'ew, that sucks.'
Just deal with it. Okay here goes.

10. DOT-->ANIMANIACS: Yea, remember that crazy hunk obsessed ball of craziness? Oh yeah she is sexy in a cute way ^_^

9. BUTTERCUP-->POWERPUFF GIRLS: Buttercup was a badass. Her attitude was EXACTLY what made the trio was uber awesome to watch

8. BABYSITTER--> DEXTER'S LABORATORY: Not many people will remember her but just Google this chick and you'll see why she's on my list XD

7. MOM--> DEXTER'S LABORATORY: She is a definite MILF. Just look at her booty! I'd tap that

6. NUMBER 3--> KIDS NEXT DOOR: Psssh! Please! I bet every single guy in the Kids Next Door wanted to use HER S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R ;D

5. SEDUSA--> POWERPUFF GIRLS: *ahem* She walked around in fishnet stockings, boots, a low cut swimsuit and tons of make-up. I don't think the writers knew they had created a hooker/slut. Not that anyone complained XD

4. DAPHNE--> SCOOBY DOOBY DOO: OH COME ON! EVERY GUY WHO WATCHED THIS SHOW THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT! I don't even have to explain this one!

3. CHEETARA--> THUNDERCATS: *sigh* She was the coolest female superhero in my eyes. I wanted to BE her whenever I played Thundercats with my cousins. 'Nuff said

2. LIBBY--> JIMMY NEUTRON: Her whole black girl attitude, hand motions, her 'Oh no you di-in't!' how could you not think her sexy?! *sigh* Best black girl on television EVER

1. ROGUE--> X-MEN: Take her in ANY X-men series! She was the black sheep, the underdog, the rebel/emo/southern girl with a badass attitude! Hence, she is number one on my list!

xXLibra outXx

LET ME EDUCATE YOU

First off, this is a list. A list of things I AVOID in a guy when looking for one.
I was inspired to make this list thanks to Onision and normally I don't like to tell people much about my life but I felt like...what the hell? Why not? This could be fun! So without further ado here is MY list.
P.S. Expect more lists of 'stuff'. I am very OCD when it comes to making lists about 'stuff'. Yes, please take note of the quotation marks around 'stuff'. They are there to warn you for what you must be prepared to read while on this blog. Okay, moving on:

1. He cannot hate Nickelback. If he does I will castrate him.

2. Me no likey stinky guys. It's just gross. I think everyone would agree on this!

3. He cannot be illiterate. Let me emphasize: if he doesn't like to read, does not understand intellectual jokes, asks me who J.R.R Tolkien is and thinks that a Trojan is a condom brand, then I will be showing him a door and telling him that HIT THE ROAD BUSTER

4. He should never ask me to choose him over my family. I wouldn't just show him the door then I would personally kick him out.

5. He should NEVER, EVER make me leave rowing. Not even if I've broken every bone in my body. And rowing was to blame. Never.

6. He shouldn't be serious all the time. I mean, a little is okay but I don't want to feel like I've hooked up with Edgar Allan Poe!

7. Show-offs are a MAJOR turn off! This includes talking all the time and talking about THEMSELVES! GOD! I don't care if you added a hydraulic engine or whatever to your Porsche! Just start the damn car so we can get to the movies dammit!

8. He cannot be an animal hater. My future is GOING to consist of three cats, two dogs and a cheetah. BE PREPARED......also a wolf and a snake...and a monkey

9. One word. One movie. Monster-in-law *shudder*

10. He cannot be weirded out by my strange habits. I will make a list of that one day but to name a few: I still watch cartoons, I love anime, I don't like chocolate, I like Japanese songs and the list goes on. He needs to accept this. Period.

My last point basically points out that one thing every girl AND guy should avoid when finding a partner is a close-minded person. If they are not open to how different you are then they are not worth your time.
Because nobody is normal. Don't hide it. You probably like eating pickles out of a jar or have a hidden collection of shoelaces somewhere!
Point is, if you cannot be comfortable being yourself around your so-called 'significant other' then maybe it's time to sit back and really think about your relationship.
Doesn't matter how good-looking they are or 'but they listen to me!' or 'they say they love me!' It doesn't make up for the fact that they probably look down on you BECAUSE you are so different.
So my advice to you is drop that SOB or skank like a hot potato and strut out onto your street singing 'It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new LIFEEE!' )I don't know the name of this song but I always sang it when I wanted to express my happiness in being free)
Because you aren't different. You're unique. And that's exactly what this world needs.
xXLibra outXx
  

THE PEA IN PEANUT...THE BUTT IN BUTTER...WAIT THAT'S JUST WRONG...

Oh my gosh I just heart this stuff...I sat and pigged out on it today...wonder why they call it peanut butter?
I mean I read the ingredients and there is absolutely NO butter in it! (WHEW)
Maybe there was once upon a time but due to technology (HAIL TECHNOLOGY) butter is no longer required.
Peanut butter is actually considered a healthy snack! (HUZZAH)
So I shall continue to eat it like it is my first love...it isn't. It actually can't be. My first love would kill me if I said it was. Brutally. And mercilessly. So don't tell her.
Also, don't tell her I called her a heartless w(b)itch. I know I didn't HERE. But I thought it. Which is worse. Don't tell her that either.
Ok bye
xXLibra outXx

KESHA STOLE MY SONG

Yes, you heard me.
Kesha, or Ke$ha, or Rose, or Magaret...I don't know, pop stars have weird pseudonyms that don't even make sense. Like Tinie Tempah. And guess what?? HE'S NOT EVEN TINY! You have no idea how disappointed I was! Names are so misleading -.-
So back to Kesha and for those of you who don't know who she is perhaps you're better off. She's just another Lady Gaga clone like SERIOUSLY.
So what classifies thee as a Lady Gaga clone? Let me count the ways (kudos to anyone who recognized this as a Browning poem reference):
1. You have to wear weird make-up
2. You have to wear weirder clothes
3. You sound NOTHING like your songs when you perform at a concert
4. You can't live without Autotune
5. You happen to have a fetish for strange men e.g, hobos, homos, hermaphrodites, you get my drift
6. You sing about things that don't make sense OR about boozing and cruising
And that is why Kesha has been baptized as a Lady Gaga clone. Congrats, Gaga, you are on your way to world domination (and please put some clothes on while you're at it)
Now what was the point of this post? Ah yes, KESHA STOLE MY SONG
How?? I don't know.
Why?? Hello? It's me. Nuff said.
When?? Probably when I wasn't looking. Duh.
My career as a songwriter could have skyrocketed with my song. It's pretty catchy. It's goes something like:
I....ammmmm......amiable......amiable......amiable
I am
I....ammmmmm....amiable...amiable...I'll help you out
Of course, she couldn't use it DIRECTLY. It wouldn't go with her image *snigger* can you imagine her singing this?? She'd be the laughing stock of pop stars!
'Do you listen to Kesha?'
'No! Why would I listen to her?? Her songs are so clean!'
Sad fact of life. But seriously, any of you who like her song 'Cannibal' REMEMBER all credits go to ME. Because it was MY creation to begin with.
Not Kesha.
ME.
I mean, she is NOT songwriter material! What kind of song is 'Tik Tok'?? When did she graduate from school?? Grade 1??
*sigh* I'm all out of rant power. Must replete with peanut butter.....
xXLibra outXx

SEX ON FIRE

Sex.
S to the E to the X to the...okay, you pretty much get my point. It is the universally known process of producing new life, an offspring, a product of a scientific combustion, a baby, a vulgar song that will probably make millions in the music market. Ah, the wonders of sex. What would we do without it?
Alright, I'm not going to rant on and on about how wonderful it is and how it helps society in a productive way and how people have a wrong idea about it. To an extent, yes, society has hyped it so much that just the word makes an adolescent blush and giggle and whenever it is mentioned among adults while a child is present then everyone covers it up with some stupid story about a stork and a chimney and an egg...or am I mixing up Eastmas?
So you can guess, I'm not going to talk about the action but the word. Because it's not the action that apparently makes society gasp in shock but when someone utters the word. I swear, it's like the second Voldemort. Wait, that's a REALLY gross analogy.....rewind, rewind, REWIND
Anyways, what I want to know is WHY do people hype up the word so much? For God's sake (I say 'God' because whenever I say 'Pete' everyone's like 'Who's that?' GO GOOGLE IT! Jeez...) 'sex' isn't a curse word or anything! Why do I get dirty looks for saying it?? And it isn't funny! Please, enlighten me, HOW is it funny? It's not something abnormal, it doesn't involve a blonde (though I have to admit, blonde sex jokes are hilarious) and I don't remember someone saying 'knock, knock' before they say it. Can you imagine a joke like that??
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sex
Sex who?
Exactly *wink*
.......................yea, I didn't laugh but nice try........(perv)
So basically what I am trying to say is that sex is a NATURAL process of life! It's probably happening right now as you read this post! It could be happening on the other side of the world or hey, it might just be happening outside your window! (and I bet you just looked outside your window just to make sure and are thinking, 'No, there isn't' and feel smarter than me. You're not. I just made you look)
I keep diverting from my opinion I know but only because I have three voices speaking in my head at the same time and each wants priority. I swear UN meetings are quieter than the argument in my head.
But bottom line, the word 'sex' is not taboo, say it as often as you want without being scared (sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex), it's your life so you shouldn't be afraid to say anything! And remember, every word was created in order to be used. Otherwise, it would just have been called, 'the thing you do when you feel frisky.' And that just sounds weird. Plus it's a mouthful.
...........that's what she said.......
xXLibra outXx